A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
No. I don't hate anyone enough to want them dead. There are definitely people whose continued existence makes the world a worse place, in my opinion, but I would not personally kill somebody.
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
I guess I'm more fearful, not necessarily of criticism but that I will have to respond and come across as weird, awkward, or boring.
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
I don't have religious views.
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
I'd choose to know everything.
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
Eating, no question. I love sleep too much.
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
Pretty much any '90s visual kei artist, minus the peen I guess.
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
I hear that freezing to death is actually not supposed to be very painful.
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I don't believe in hell, but assuming it exists I would probably be headed there anyway for my sinful ways. So sure, why not do some good?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
That would be ideal.
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
Eww, no. Disgusting.
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
Throw them both in the trash, to be honest.